The Seven Steps…
…for using the toilet.
Thank goodness for the amazing pictorial instructions, otherwise I might have been totally lost!
Step One – Pull Down Your Pants
Step Two – Sit On The Toilet
Step Three – Do a Shit (This is the literal translation from Japanese)
Step Four – Wipe Your Ass (Again, literal translation)
Step Five – Pull Up Your Pants
Step Six – Flush the Toilet
Step Seven – Wash Your Hands
I found these lovely instructions on the toilet paper roll at a friends house yesterday. I couldn’t help laughing to myself as I sat there taking a shit of my own. Then, I couldn’t resist nabbing a length of toilet paper so that I could blog about it. I love finding blog fodder in the most random places.
You make fun, yet the consequences of misordering the steps are dire indeed.
Though, I had a serious question: at which step does one drop the toilet slipper in the potty?
This particular set of instructions is written for a western style toilet. I can hardly imagine a series of events that would land ones slipper in a western toilet. Perhaps this eventuality is included in the set of instructions specifically created for squatty toilets. Further investigation is definitely necessary.
This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!
Shin-Chan!! cute=yay
I saw similar instructions once for how to use a Japanese toilet, with a warning not to lose your balance…
The character’s expression for step 3 is dead on!