The Seven Steps…

…for using the toilet.

Thank goodness for the amazing pictorial instructions, otherwise I might have been totally lost!

Step One

Step One – Pull Down Your Pants

Step Two

Step Two – Sit On The Toilet

Step Three

Step Three – Do a Shit (This is the literal translation from Japanese)

Step Four

Step Four – Wipe Your Ass (Again, literal translation)

Step Five

Step Five – Pull Up Your Pants

Step Six

Step Six – Flush the Toilet

Step Seven

Step Seven – Wash Your Hands

I found these lovely instructions on the toilet paper roll at a friends house yesterday. I couldn’t help laughing to myself as I sat there taking a shit of my own. Then, I couldn’t resist nabbing a length of toilet paper so that I could blog about it. I love finding blog fodder in the most random places.

Posted on Monday, June 23rd, 2008 at 7:08 am. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

5 Responses to “The Seven Steps…”

  1. NEJ Carlson says:

    You make fun, yet the consequences of misordering the steps are dire indeed.

    Though, I had a serious question: at which step does one drop the toilet slipper in the potty?

  2. danielle says:

    This particular set of instructions is written for a western style toilet. I can hardly imagine a series of events that would land ones slipper in a western toilet. Perhaps this eventuality is included in the set of instructions specifically created for squatty toilets. Further investigation is definitely necessary.

  3. ella says:

    This is one of the funniest things I have ever seen!

  4. Christina says:

    Shin-Chan!! cute=yay

    I saw similar instructions once for how to use a Japanese toilet, with a warning not to lose your balance…

  5. Marc says:

    The character’s expression for step 3 is dead on!

Leave a Reply